Look what I found!
@Lau-Fi’s diary from 1993.
This is young Laura rating how her friends treated her each day. She still does this. And for this Tumblr post I get a star, suckers.
For those that can’t quite make this little gem out, Laura—who has up until this point never had pork before writes—“tomoro [sic] we are cooking that porky feast. Yes! (Star of David).” It is later revealed that in the heat of the moment she was overcome by guilt and swore to herself never to eat pork ever. She remained a pork virgin for another couple of years. Also, for the record, for dinner tonight we did indeed have a “porky feast.”